And the winner is….!

Piggy Moto, All Star Boar Band, Episode 40

 

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Happy Halloween! Here is the very last episode. It’s been quite a ride, but it’s finally come to an end. Drop me a line and let me know what you thought. Let em know what you’re hoping to hear next. Stop by Podiobooks.com and give me a rating and comment there too. If you liked the story, then you’ll probably want to enjoy it again. Why not head on over to Amazon and get your copy today? Get several! It’d make great holiday gifts!

You can e-mail me at piggies@piggymoto.com or drop me a voice message at (260) 20 – piggy.

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The guest cast for this episode includes:

• Laird Wetzel: as Eberhard Berringer
• Corie Cochran: as Priscilla Stubbingtom
• Hurn Furndongle: as the stomping commoner with the red shoes
• Sloane Cochran: as Corbin Zellig
• Joey Smith: as Renard
• Chris Chance: as Gretchen, Caspian, and Farnsworth Stubbington

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Piggy Moto Theme: AaAaAa ! came from Lazz .

Huzzah! and Mask Song were composed by Chris Chance. They were performed and produced by Chris Chance and Nicholas McRae.

Sound effects: Freesound Project , Nicholas McRae .

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Get awesome Piggy Moto goods over at zazzle.com .

And,

Get your copy of the novel today!

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Of all the sneaky….!

Piggy Moto, All Star Boar Band, Episode 39

 

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Second to last.. Wow.. Soon it will be all over!  What ride!    You can e-mail me at piggies@piggymoto.com  or drop me a voice message at (260) 20 – piggy.

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The guest cast for this episode includes:

• Laird Wetzel: as Eberhard Berringer
• Frimfrim Ikky-Ikky: as the uncooperative gremlin
• Sloane Cochran: as Corbin Zellig

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Piggy Moto Theme: AaAaAa ! came from Lazz .

Huzzah! and Mask Song were composed by Chris Chance.  They were performed and produced by Chris Chance and Nicholas McRae.

Sound effects: Freesound Project , Nicholas McRae .

Please be warned.. FA has some adult (and in some cases disturbing
and disturbed) art. so.. if you don’t wanna see the bad stuff, then
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Mevio’s Music Alley . is a great place to find podsamusic for your own podcasts. If you haven’t already, check the place out.

Get awesome Piggy Moto goods over at zazzle.com .

And,

Get your copy of the novel today!

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The final critiques!

Piggy Moto, All Star Boar Band, Episode 38

** Warning**
Suggested lewd humor ahead

 

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Only two episodes left!  This was a long episode to put together, but it’s here, and I’m exhausted.  heh heh.  This new Sunday posting schedule is a little hard for me to keep up because it’s also been a Sunday recording and post production schedule.. Doing everything in one day is a pretty massive headache.  I should pre-record more often.  but, that’s enough griping.  On with the episode!  Tell me what you think!    You can e-mail me at piggies@piggymoto.com  or drop me a voice message at (260) 20 – piggy.

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The guest cast for this episode includes:

• Jenn Baker: as Miss Mina and the Minks
• Laird Wetzel: as Eberhard Berringer
• Corie Cochran: as Rachel Hoofman
• Svurnburger Thunderhamnert: as News Crier #1
• Sloane Cochran: as Corbin Zellig
• Chris Chance:  Gretchen

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Piggy Moto Theme: AaAaAa ! came from Lazz .

Huzzah! and Mask Song were composed by Chris Chance.  They were performed and produced by Chris Chance and Nicholas McRae.

Sound effects: Freesound Project , Nicholas McRae .

Please be warned.. FA has some adult (and in some cases disturbing
and disturbed) art. so.. if you don’t wanna see the bad stuff, then
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* * *

Mevio’s Music Alley . is a great place to find podsamusic for your own podcasts. If you haven’t already, check the place out.

Get awesome Piggy Moto goods over at zazzle.com .

And,

Get your copy of the novel today!

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HUZZAH!

Piggy Moto, All Star Boar Band, Episode 37

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Crazy crazy crazy episode!   I am exhausted!  Chris and I put a ton of work into this episode, so we really really hope you enjoy it.  Please let us know what you think of this one!   You can e-mail me at piggies@piggymoto.com  or drop me a voice message at (260) 20 – piggy.

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The guest cast for this episode includes:

• Laird Wetzel: as Eberhard Berringer
• Corie Cochran: as Miliney
• Paddie Kyngslee: as Audience Member #4
• Sloane Cochran: as Corbin Zellig
• Chris Chance: as Caspian and Gretchen

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Piggy Moto Theme: AaAaAa ! came from Lazz .

Huzzah! and Mask Song were composed by Chris Chance.  They were performed and produced by Chris Chance and Nicholas McRae.

Sound effects: Freesound Project , Nicholas McRae .

Please be warned.. FA has some adult (and in some cases disturbing
and disturbed) art. so.. if you don’t wanna see the bad stuff, then
don’t sign up for an adult account :P.

* * *

Mevio’s Music Alley . is a great place to find podsamusic for your own podcasts. If you haven’t already, check the place out.

Get awesome Piggy Moto goods over at zazzle.com .

And,

Get your copy of the novel today!

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Run, you bastard, run!

Piggy Moto, All Star Boar Band, Episode 36

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This episode is late.  sorry.  It’s been an insane week and an even crazier weekend.  But, that’s all done, and the episode is here.  I’m pretty damn proud of this one too; a LOT of extra work went into polishing it up.

There are only a few episodes left.  3 or 4 in fact.  I have no idea what I’m going to do after that.  I’m in the middle of revising another novel.  This one is more urban fantasy, not a fable like Piggy Moto.  So, I think my next podcast project will either be that, or I may look into podcasting short stories until I get the next novel-cast idea.  We’ll see.  In the meantime, though, you can drop me a line and let me know what you think.  What would you like to hear and whatnot.  If you’ve picked up a copy of the novel, tell me what you think of it, and be sure to go to wherever you got it, and leave a review there as well.  You can e-mail me at piggies@piggymoto.com  or drop me a voice message at (260) 20 – piggy.

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The guest cast for this episode includes:

• Laird Wetzel: as Eberhard Berringer
• Sloane Cochran: as Corbin Zellig
• Corie Cochran: as Miliney …
• Chris Chance: as Gretchen, Loki, Miliney… and Chitterstien
• Joseph Smith: as Renard

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Piggy Moto Theme: AaAaAa ! came from Lazz .

Ping Sing Ting’s second song: I am a Woman by Naomi Yohani — from Mevio’s podsafe Music network
Twenty-Finger-Three’s second song: High Time by Cale Hawkins — from Mevio’s podsafe Music network
Anastasia Borenchnik’s second song: High Time by Marina V — from Mevio’s podsafe Music network

Sound effects: Freesound Project , Nicholas McRae .

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Get awesome Piggy Moto goods over at zazzle.com .

And,

Get your copy of the novel today!

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Fatality!!!

Piggy Moto, All Star Boar Band, Episode 35

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Violence and F-Bomb ahead!

 

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Not a very long episode, but one of the most dramatic to date, imo.

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The guest cast for this episode includes:

• Laird Wetzel: as Eberhard Berringer
• Sloane Cochran: as Corbin Zellig
• Jenn Baker: as Miss Mina
• Chris Chance: as Cleuman, Gretchen and Loki
• Joseph Smith: as Renard

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Piggy Moto Theme: AaAaAa ! came from Lazz .

Miss Mina’s second song: The Player by Lea Marie — from Mevio’s podsafe Music network

Sound effects: Freesound Project , Nicholas McRae .

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Mevio’s Music Alley . is a great place to find podsamusic for your own podcasts. If you haven’t already, check the place out.

Get awesome Piggy Moto goods over at zazzle.com .

And,

Get your copy of the novel today!

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Is it Curtains for the pigs?

Piggy Moto, All Star Boar Band, Episode 34

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So much!  So so much!  Oh, the terrible uses Heartshare can have! Hmmm.. I wonder what would be the best recipe for Heartshare potion punch! Ideas? Suggestions? Anyway, Click the play button!  Listen!  Listen!

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The guest cast for this episode includes:

• Laird Wetzel: as Eberhard Berringer
• Sloane Cochran: as Corbin Zellig
• Chris Chance: as Gretchen
• Joseph Smith: as Renard

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Piggy Moto Theme: AaAaAa ! came from Lazz .

Magical music in the carriage: J.S. Bach – Prelude in E Major on harpsichord by Mario Ajero — from Mevio’s podsafe Music network

Miss Mina’s second song: The Player by Lea Marie — from Mevio’s podsafe Music network

Sound effects: Freesound Project , Nicholas McRae .

Please be warned.. FA has some adult (and in some cases disturbing
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Mevio’s Music Alley . is a great place to find podsamusic for your own podcasts. If you haven’t already, check the place out.

Get awesome Piggy Moto goods over at zazzle.com .

And,

Get your copy of the novel today!

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Reliving Terror

Piggy Moto, All Star Boar Band, Episode 33

 

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We’re back!  We’re Back!  What a crazy year it’s been!  As you may have seen when you logged in, the book is now available in “dead tree” format.  Check it out and pick up a copy today!

Fur Planet picked up the Manuscript, and debuted it at Anthrocon 2011 in Pittsburgh.  I flew out there to meet the guys, sit at the publisher’s table and sign a few copies.  What a blast!  I’ve got to do that again really soon.

About the episode, That’s original music you’ll be hearing in that file!  Chris and I composed and recorded Johan’s Lullaby, and I finished weaving it into the narration this morning.  We’re pretty dang proud of it, so you’d better enjoy it!  Heh heh heh

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The guest cast for this episode includes:

• Laird Wetzel: as Eberhard Berringer
• Phillbert Hamburgurtondon: as worried contestant #6 and Fox Stomping in Hallway #2
  
• Sloane Cochran: as Corbin Zellig

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Piggy Moto Theme: AaAaAa ! came from Lazz .

Johan’s Lullaby: Composed and performed by Chris Chance and Nicholas McRae

Sound effects: Freesound Project , Nicholas McRae .

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Get awesome Piggy Moto goods over at zazzle.com .

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Ingredients:

Instructions:

First thing’s first, you’ll need to fillet the “Tubefish.” I did this by laying a piece of crab on its side and using a sharp knife to slice it down through the center. This gave me two wide, thin, long slices of crab with one pink side and one white side. Doing this lets the fish absorb more of the egg and it simulates a skinned, boned fillet.

Now, take your egg and combine it with the dill and lime juice. Whisk it up until its well blended. Set the sliced crab meat into this egg and let it soak while you heat your frying pan and butter over medium-high heat.

When your butter is hot and melted, lay the strips of egg-soaked crab on the heated pan and cook it like French Toast. When the egg is nice and golden-brown on both sides, it’s ready.

Now, you’ll have a lot of egg left over. You can fry it up separately for a fresh-tasting egg treat, or you can add another egg to it and make a Nemhatehtti Omlette.

Serving Size: makes 2 5-piece servings

History

The Adabbian gulf is not well known for its edible sea-life. Apart from a handful of finger-sized species and a few truly nightmarish arthropods, there just isn’t much to eat under the sea. One exception to this generalization is the Adabbian Tubefish. When they are alive, thesefish look like a cross between catfish and eels. They grow to be able 18” in length, and range in color from muddy-brown to mottled moss-green (Not pretty. Not pretty at all). When they cook up, however, they take on a very attractive pink hue and a sweet, buttery flavor.

Well, Nothing like the Adabbian Tubefish exists on planet Earth. So, I had to improvise. The egg in thisrecipe imitates the Tubefish’s natural juices, and leg-style imitation crab is pretty much a perfect match for the tube-fish meat. With just a few tweaks, I was able to duplicate this curious recipe here on our very own, planet Earth.

Ingredients:

Instructions:

Melt and heat your butter in a frying pan.

Scramble the eggs and add the other ingredients.

Once the butter is hot, pour the eggs into the buttered pan. Use a spatula to fold the spreading egg back onto the vegetables. Keep the vegetables together, and let the eggs cook into a patty. Cover the eggs with a heat resistant pan lid for a couple minutes.

Remove the lid, flip the egg and vegetable patty, cover it again for a couple minutes. When the egg is cooked through, it is ready to serve.

Serving Size: makes 2 servings

History

Contrary to what the name of this dish might suggest, a Nemhatetti Omelet contains no cheese. You see, they don’t really have cheese in the desert kingdom of Nemhatet. It just never made it into their cuisine for some reason. So, this dish is more like an egg-foo-young than an omelet. Confusing, huh?

At any rate, there are a LOT of recipe corrections that I had to make with this one. The lime juice, for instance. I won’t get into the specifics of the eggs that we ate there in Nemhatet, but I will say that they can best be described as tasting like a chicken’s egg with some lime juice added. The sunflower seeds are pretty much right on target, but the Nemhatetti variety is massive, so each seed has to be diced up.

Oh, I’m rambling. This is a very Summery dish with a light, fresh flavor.